Can't Do Better Series

This is the best

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Why won’t y’all follow me, why y’all faggots

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teddytrumpet:

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acquaint:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

this website scares me

this website inspires me

two types of people 

(Source: attains)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNnAdwPE9gU

Do you like this kind of music?

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dampsandwich:

*mom busts down your door* THIS DOOR HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR TWO SECONDS WHY HAVENT YOU FIXED IT

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