partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*stops running* i…i.. *puts hands on knees* i can’t *panting* keep up with the kardashians

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meladoodle:

bagels.. delicious AND fuckable

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josephasfoury:

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

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